I'm sick of these motorboating snakes on this motorboating plane!

What? I watched it on TBS. Thanks to the 35 people who have sent this to me over the last three weeks.

Labels: logic

Suspension of disbelief is the willingness of an audience to invest emotional resources in a story that they know to be false. The main belief to be suspended here is that the designers cared about their work.

1. It would help if you actually looked at the person you were half-heartedly pretending to catch.
2. Monty Python feet.
3. That's a remarkably serene expression, Mr Head Paste.
4. Chrysler building has inexplicably moved to Chelsea. It doesn't even line up with the street grid.
5. We'll let this one go, as it is entirely possible that Colin Firth really does have giant hands.
6. The.
7. Worst.
8. Cutout.
9. Ever.

Thanks to everyone who sent this one in, and yes, I know the other poster is even worse. Stay tuned. Full size here.

Labels: hands, logic, movies

The thrust of this SEAT ad is that it is for design-conscious families. This family doesn't want the regular baby incubator. Oh no. They want something more Philippe Starck. A chap in a white coat dejectedly takes away the rejected incubator.

Which is apparently lighter than air. (Gallic shrug.)

Props to Gaduman. Bigger pics here.

Labels: logic