Motorola: You Know Whats Great About Women With Huge Hands?

Remember when Apple was dragged over hot coals for using a well-endowed hand model to make their iPod look smaller? Motorola throws caution to the wind and brazenly scales up their RAZR model's mitts. (As if the image wasn't video-card-packaging bad anyway.)
Much respect to Nadya at Coilhouse.
Labels: baroque anatomy, hands
Chanel: Maybe Someone Shook Her Hand Too Hard

Keira darling, that's great.. lovely... let the camera in darling... that's great... Keira sweety can you make it look as though your fingers have fallen off and are in an anatomically impossible position? Yes, exactly like that, that's perfect, super darling, OK everyone that's a wrap.
AdRants has a bigger version here. Thanks to Michael.
Labels: baroque anatomy
Ades: Soft Drinks Hate Anatomy

Each time you look at it, that hand gets more disturbing.
Thanks to Romina.
Labels: baroque anatomy, hands
Spirit: Eva Mendes Is Strangely Deformed

So the story is about how The Spirit fights this one-legged woman who has the power to make her arm look like some kind of flipper. Sounds great.
Props to Megan.
Labels: baroque anatomy, inadvertent amputation
Capcom: Good For Hitchhiking

Capcom keeps them coming with this masterpiece of baroque anatomy. Unbelievably enough, this is illustration, not a rendering error in a game. 1up has a nice story, original is here.
Thanks to Hug0 and everyone who sent this in!
Labels: baroque anatomy, crapcom

